Thursday, October 20, 2016

Welcome to my awesome life

Hello, everyone! I am the best person in the world. Like, I am so hot. I am hotter than The Sun. I am really awesome lol. I am going to be a great actor in the future. I have already been in 12 plays! Nine of which I was the lead in! I am one of the greatest actors to ever touch the grounds of America. Lady gaga, Donald Trump and Finn Wittrock are my BIGGEST inspirations. They drive me to be the best can be. My biggest HATERS are Kim Kardashian (I'll elaborate later), my cat and my cousin whom's name I will keep anonymous for safety reasons. Now, onto Kim Kardashian, she is my biggest hater of all time. She is the reason I can't get any auditions, she is the reason I can't get famous and she is the reason I have bad eyesight. She probably paid someone to spike my drink one day or something. She IGNORES ALL of my tweets to her. If she were a real woman she'd reply. Just saying. I have no hate for Kim Kardashian, and if she died I wouldn't be really happy I guess. Speaking of happiness, I am single. I've been single for a while now since women are too much. I've had a few girl friends in the past, but they've all ended badly. I'll start looking again later on in life. Right now, fame is my only goal in mind. My cat is a huge hater in my life as well. He has so much negative energy around him and it weighs me down. He's a crack head too. I saw him with crack on his nose. I mean, do crack if you want, but at least ask me if I want some. ORRR at the very least have the courtesy to rob someone OTHER than your master. Man, people are so ungrateful nowadays. But, can't stop won't stop. That's what my haters want. Anyway, I will be posting later on maybe tomorrow or the day after that. For more info into my super awesome life, keep reading my VERY heavily detailed posts. See you.

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